Hello to all of you people who greatly enjoy the privilege of playing Farmville. Please stop. Stop what? everything!! Breathing, talking, eating… and most importantly, sending us Farmville invites. We love that you have the time and energy to play this oddly popular game (somebody selling their soul to the devil comes to mind), but instead of playing Farmville you should brush up on your reading and educate yourself with more important things. Things like… I don’t know… our stories?
Thank you… carry on.