Thank you, thank you, thank you to our friends at TechCrunch for laying out the best damn article we’ve read in who knows how long.  Why is it so great?  Because it tell us (scientifically) that I get more pussy than all of you BlackBerry & Android ass-holes.  OOhhhhhh… FACE!

They state:

iPhone users do “do it” more, at a rate of about 2x that of Android users. Perhaps this is because the Android has an easily accessible porn app store?

Presumably iPhone users are better at getting their kicks in real life. But the chart still leaves the greatest question of our time unanswered, “Do attractive people buy more iPhones, or does the iPhone somehow make you more attractive?” In any case, maybe it’s time some of us reconsidered our gadget predilections.

Don’t believe me?  Here are some charts:

Again, thanks TechCrunch