I know I’m no mathematician or Will Hunting, but I just ordered a Double Qtr pounder from McD’s and they proceeded to ask if I would like a Qtr pounder for $1?  If I carry the 1… times pie.. that would make 3 Qtr’s correct?  Good Mary Mother of Diabetes that is a lot of fucking beef!

So I went for it.  Then I peeled back my Mcnopoly from the large fry and was granted a small McFlurry.  I U-Turned back into the drive-thru and redeemed my McFlurry and once again… they offered a $1 Qtr Pounder.