If you are seeing this message then our daily emergency default posting has kicked in. This means one of a couple different things has happened:
- We stayed up Waaaaaaaay too late last night testing out a new “Tasty Libation” and are now hugging the toilet and crying for sweet, sweet death to steal us away.
- We are currently making friends with Tyrone and/or Bubba in the nearest minimum security lock-up for what can only be explained as a “product field test gone wrong”. Anal Gland swelling is a real bitch to deal with the next day… just an FYI.
- We are in the Hospital due to some ridiculous Truth or Dare game where PaysteeWhite obviously caught something, or someone, on fire.
- We are busy serial raping leftover Halloween pumpkins.
- We’re in Canada or Mexico and don’t have a clue how the hell we got here. Hey, it happens.
- It’s a Holiday… in which case we’re directing the local Parade.
In any event our Lawyer/Doctor/Mommy will have us back in action for you bright and early tomorrow!!! Just know that wherever we are… we are missing you dearly!