Today in Nashville, a “load” of bull semen got spilled on the roadway. The bull baby gravy was on its way from Nashville to Texas when it was spewed on the roadway when the Greyhound bus (yes, you read that right) that was in charge of delivering the “load” of bull semen lost control and spilt its load on the roadway.
The semen, while encased in dry ice, caused a stir because it was thought to be some sort of other substance. Authorities and all involved were relieved when they learned it was just bull jizz.
Think we are bull shitting you? No way, full story here.
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Did you hear how they cleaned up all tha bull sperm that fell off the bus onto the highway? A giant tube sock.