PW: I just had an argument with somebody that more than one fish is called fishes.  For example: “Look at all those fishes.”  Or “I bought two salmon fishes.”  Good lord am I persuasive…they believe me.

WG: Hahahaha… jeezus bro, you’re out of control!

PW: I’m going to use the word fishes a million times today

WG: It’s depressing to think about the hundreds of fishes dead because of the oil spill.

PW: I’ve eaten over 3 handfuls of Gold Fishes this morning.

WG: I went to the dentist yesterday and he has a cool salt water aquarium with at least 9 fishes in it.

PW: In Piranha 3D the fishes eat a guys’ d!ck off.  I win