There are many things that people use Twitter for.  Some use it to bore the minds of thousands by reciting mundane tasks throughout the twitterverse.  Some use it to keep up on breaking news events.  Some use it to cyber-stalk their incredibly stupid celebrity role-models.

Us… We use it to laugh!!!  Life is just too damn irritating to complicate with even more blah blah blah bullshit!  We all need to laugh from time to time friends… and in the most dire of circumstances we turn to our four favorite ladies of Twitter.  The funniest of the funny… and a little twisted and wrong (which make them even sexier)!

We are, of course, talking about the talented and lovely:

@JennyJohnsonHi5, @kellyoxford, @Jennyandteets and @MrsRupertPupkin (because she loves her cat)

And for good measure (and because she’s sexy cute funny and friends with the Jenny’s to tie it all together @Jennaelfman) sidenote: words not crossed out because they’re not true… its my feeble attempt to stay unbiased.

What?  You need examples of how they are funny and why you should IMMEDIATELY add them to your twitter feed?  First, You’re an asshole for not trusting us at this point… I mean, aren’t we friends.  Secondly, fine… here are a few of my recent fav’s: