I may have just found the ultimate masturbatorial movie of 2011!! I am so excited I think I might just…… yup.
Sucker Punch is a siiiiiiick looking movie kicked out by the brilliant Warner Bros studios, Directed by Zack Snyder and featuring a cast of fairly newbie stars-to-be: Emily Browning, Jena Malone, Vanessa Hudgens (yes high school musical girl), Jaime Chung, Abby Cornish, Jon Hamm, and Carla Gugino.
Don’t go yet… it get’s better, here’s a synopsis:
Set in the 1950s, “Punch” follows a girl who is confined to a mental institution by her stepfather, who intends to have her lobotomized in five days. While there, she imagines an alternative reality to hide her from the pain, and in that world, she begins planning her escape, needing to steal five objects to help get her out before she is deflowered by a vile man.
Still not convinced? It has dragons, ninjas, and Hoooooot chicks with machine guns!!! Still no (did you see the poster)? Then you’re a Damn fool and I don’t want you here anymore!!!! Watch that trailer again HERE, and here are a few stills grabbed from the peeps @ collider.com
