Oh yeah… this shit just GOT REAL!!!!!  I’ve got a cheat day coming up in roughly 36 hours and I am gett’n straight up gangsta on a box of Nestle Crunch Girl Scout Candy Bars!!!!!!

“But White Glossy, I want some too… but where do I find them?”  Well my little buddy, Nestle knew you were going to ask that question way before you did (they are THAT good) and created the Bar Finder (click below to launch… also in mobile):

Oh… and hey, they are supposedly only around for a limited time only.  Yeah… that means get off your ass and get some NOW!!!!

Want to read the official Nestle Crunch Press Release about this I-can’t-believe-it-took-this-long-to-happen happy union?  Why.  It’s just a bunch of stupid words when you should be out looking for one SO YOU CAN EAT IT.  Whatevs… you can find it HERE.  The important part says this:

Inspired by the three most popular flavors of Girl Scout Cookies, Nestlé Crunch Girl Scout Candy Bars are produced under license from Girl Scouts of the USA and come in three varieties:

  • Thin Mints™ – Dark chocolate cookie wafers and mint chocolate crème, topped with airy crispies and a rich, dark chocolatey coating
  • Caramel & Coconut – Cookie wafers layered with coconut caramel crème and chewy caramel, topped with toasted coconut and drizzled with caramel stripes
  • Peanut Butter Crème – Cookie wafers layered with smooth peanut butter crème, topped with airy crispies and a creamy, chocolatey coating

Want to see their cutesy commercial giving you an eye-full of the greatest thing since Speculoos?  Here you go… enjoy!