In London…or Germany…somewhere where bad teeth rule the kingdom…..a man that had one too many pints fell asleep on the subway and was awoken when the train stopped, he was bumped and realized his cell phone was stolen. He then chased the thief into a wooded area where the thief bartered for oral copulation in return for the cell phone. Desperate for his cell phone back, desperate doesn’t even describe the word for blowing a bum on a subway who just stole your phone, the man agreed. But after the job was completed, the thief ran off with his phone still in hand. The phone was Verizon’s newly released iBlow with 4Gizz.
