WTF?! Paystee News: A man who believes there’s a guy who lives in the clouds and wears Birkenstocks and a toga, discovered the Miracle Tortilla on Ash Wednesday. David Sandoval of Albuquerque, New Mexico, saw the face of Jesus Herman Christ while making a burrito with his family. On the realeez it should have read…..”Saw the face of Jesus H Christ while making crack.” I guess it’s all in how you imagine it like looking an ink blot pic, some see butterflies or Jesus. I see a drunk Mexican and carbs. To buddy’s response of “I agree.”. Damn right you do. Match that cobbed pipe with a captain’s hat and you will command the respect of the entire human race. Bitches.
