I don’t know much, but I am positive about these 3 things:

  1. Everyone of us is dying
  2. Any girl who has a month as a first name is a whore.  I don’t care if your Grandma’s name is April… she’s a whore.
  3. Any girl who wears skater shoes is a dirtier whore.

In conclusion, your Grandma is going to die in her DC’s blowing some random.