Sunday morning breakfast discussion between Paystee and Paystee’s Mother over how middle school should only be 7th & 8th graders excluding 9th.
Paystee “Mom there is a huuge maturity gap from 7th to 9th grade. I was having sex like 20 times a month my freshman year.”
Mrs. Paystee “Goddamnit (insert Paystee legal birth name here)!”
Paystee “Mom….it was with myself.”
Mrs Paystee “oh, ok.”
