It was a truly delightful weekend… a day of shopping, strolling through my suburban jungle of joy sampling local cuisines along the way, movie night with a special lady and texts from Crazy Uncle PaysteeWhite.  Magical.  Here’s a double dose of yumminess just for your Monday morning enjoyment:

  • Best line from drunken convo last night about a buddy I think is gay… “If he walks like a duck, talks like a duck, then he sucks dick.”
  • Is it ok to murder people who take their shirt off first step out of the gym?  If not I need to get out of here quick.