So here we are… FINALLY to our long Holiday weekend. Now what? family chit-chat and stuffing your face will only go so far. Yeah, you’ll have a couple of cool new toys to play with and will probably drink a bit too much (as will we)… but you will eventually find yourself bored, sitting in front of your computer or on your cellphone, trolling through the internet for something to peak your interest. Well, we’re friends… and the last thing we want in life is for our friends to be lonely or bored!!! So come and see us! True, we’re all traveling around the world this Holiday and won’t be putting too much new stuff out there… but we have months, years, decades, centuries of really great stuff on our site, and I betcha you haven’t read it all!
Did you know we have a “Search” option on our site? Have some fun and type in whatever comes to mind… like “Douchbag“, “Whore” or “Handsome” (how I usually search for my stuff).
Also, we make sure that every one of our loving posts has a home within our “Categories” area. Want to see what we’ve said about the great outdoors? Check out “Smells like Outside“. Curious what we’ve gotten our hands on and reviewed? Go to “Reviews“. Feel like you’ve been out of touch with the Hollywood scene for too long? “Hollywood Crack” is your answer good friend.
Maybe you have a favorite writer on our staff? While Eggshell, Paystee and I are Amigos till we die… we are individuals. Check out our different writing styles broken out by who we are under the “Authors” section.
Don’t forget… comment, comment, comment!!! We love hearing from our friends… and you are no different! It doesn’t have to be clever or witty… just let us know you’re out there, and you like what we’re cooking. We love a good verbal volley too, ask us a question… we’ll write back fo sho.
Lastly… the Holidays is a time for family and friends to come together! So tell them all about us! Forward your favorite article to a buddy… tell Funny Aunt Nancy all about this post you read on our site… and suggest the hell out of us to all of your nut-job friends on Facebook. We’ll keep up the good work so don’t be skurred!
Thanks for being such a great friend to us this year… and we’ll catch ya after all the silly sweaters and vests covered in bells are safely stowed back away in the attic.
As Paystee would say:
Herry (mix of Happy & Merry) ChrismaKwanzukkaPearlHarbGiving (Xmas, Kwanza, Chanukka, Pearl Harbor (not the awful Ben Affleck movie but the Day, Thanksgiving)
