Proven fact there is nothing bluer than Eggshell’s mouth after a Blue Man Group concert.  Well maybe his balls because those Blue Men are selfish sexual bastards.  Blu Ray? I rock Beta.  I still have all the Jane Fonda workouts and Thriller.  Do you really need to see King Kong’s pubes with NASA like clarity?  Selma Hayek’s sideburns?!  Christina Aguilera’s real face?!

Another reason Blu Ray is a bad idea.  Lady Gaga.  Nuff said.  That bitch is like a 9 on standard def.  But more like Larry Gaga in HD.