Originally Posted March 18th, 2011
So, the words to describe them are absolutely endless… knockers, fun bags, sweater kittens, boobies, rack, breasteses, boobs, the girls, the twins, goof balls, jugs, Yahbos, pointer sisters, etc, etc, etc. Most of those have hopefully not been uttered past your lips since Jr. High. But we are here to set the record straight! Brothers… this is where you need to listen to us. Listen like you haven’t listened since Mikey told you about the unbelievable first time he got a little tongue while riding on the bus in 5th grade. We are about to lay a little something special on you guys. Ready?!?!
Tits or Breasts. That’s it!!!! If you are old enough to have pubic hair, then friends… it’s time to grow the f#ck up! Amongst the boys… let your mad verbal skills fly! However… if one of the fairer sex is within ear-shot… boys, it’s purely tits or breasts. Are we understood? Are you honestly paying attention? Be a man… and show it with respect. Tits and Breasts.
Breasts for the more formal or newer ladies in your group… Tits for those of you who are a little more daring or are talking to somebody a bit more on the raunchy side. But that is it my friends.
Sack-up… Grow-up… and listen to what we are saying. Everything else is either too immature or too clinical. Ladies demand your respect. Tits and Breasts.
