How to make a retired lady blush…
Location: Borders Bookstore
Nice Lady: “Sir, would you like to take advantage of our complementary gift wrap service this evening?”
Me: “Boy would I! I just picked up this last-minute gift for my mother, I really hope she likes it.”
Nice Lady: “I’m sure she will..Every mom loves getting thoughtful gifts from their sons.”
Me: “You are probably right. It is just so hard to find a Kama Sutra position book that she hasn’t already worked through….”
Nice Lady: *Silent Stare*
Me: “You accept tips right?”
