How to make a retired lady blush…

Location:  Borders Bookstore

Nice Lady:  “Sir, would you like to take advantage of our complementary gift wrap service this evening?”

Me:  “Boy would I!  I just picked up this last-minute gift for my mother, I really hope she likes it.”

Nice Lady:  “I’m sure she will..Every mom loves getting thoughtful  gifts from their sons.”

Me: “You are probably right.  It is just so hard to find a Kama Sutra position book that she hasn’t already worked through….”

Nice Lady: *Silent Stare*

Me:  “You accept tips right?”