Have you heard of this?  Apparently Amazon.com is selling an e-book titled “The Pedophile’s Guide to Love and Pleasure,” (If you looked for a link to that title you are on the wrong site my friend… goodbye!), authored by Phillips Greaves, for $4.79.  A description for the book reads:

This is my attempt to make pedophile situations safer for those juveniles that find themselves involved in them, by establishing certain [sic] rules for these adults to follow,… I hope to achieve this by appealing to the better nature of pedosexuals, with hope that their doing so will result in less hatred and perhaps liter sentences should they ever be caught.

I’m not sure about you, but I just feel like I saw my mom naked and want to puke all over my keyboard.  And we are apparently not alone… there is already a Facebook Page with nearly 12,000 fans called “!!!Boycott Amazon.com for Selling How Guide for pedophile” and enough buzz to land on nearly every news source across the nation (Including the FoxNews.com site where we found it).  According to FoxNews Amazon has responded to the threat with the following statement:

Amazon believes it is censorship not to sell certain books simply because we or others believe their message is objectionable.  Amazon does not support or promote hatred or criminal acts, however, we do support the right of every individual to make their own purchasing decisions

(Update Below) Bullshit Amazon!  Don’t they have the right to refuse service to anyone just like any old Mom n’ Pop widget store?  Personally, I think the guy should be arrested for just writing the book.  It’s a book explaining to perverts how to affectively break the law without getting caught.  Is this some kind of F’ing joke?  Let’s put him in a dark room… naked with a bunch of pissed off and hungry ferrets and see if he still feels like producing the pedophile’s Bible!  EWWW!

We’ve always been fans of Amazon.com, in fact we go to them for a huge portion of the music we pick up… but if this is how they choose to stand, we’ll have to seriously consider other options.

Hey Amazon… BOOOOOO!

Update: Amazon.com has officially pulled this title and description from the site.  No press has been given as to their official decision why… but how the hell cares why!!!  I’ll sleep better at night know some pervert doesn’t have an instruction manual for getting away with pedophilia!  What about you!?!?  Now if we can only get the names and addresses of the people who already purchased this trash.