As much as I’d love to say this is a joke… it’s legit! The CDC (yes, the Federal Government’s Center for Disease Control & Prevention) has officially posted the Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse guide on their website. What does this mean? Well, after I crapped myself a little… then cleaned myself up… I came to terms with the fact that we are all f-cked.
The way I see it; you’re either one of the first to go down, and become a brain munching ghoul… or you survive, mourn the loss of all your loved ones on a daily basis and eventually become a Mcmanwhich of your own. Either way… it’s gonna suck!
So sure… “prepare” the way the CDC says you should HERE. However, we STRONGLY recommend revisiting our series on what you need to really survive a zombie attack (Below). And I guess the rest is just fate. I will say this though. If I see you limping slowly towards me with that look of skull craving hunger in your eyes… biggest fan or not… you’re getting a machete upside the face. Sorry bro!
Here’s the WGUB official list of Zombie Preparedness:
- Zombie Survival 101: Clothes
- Zombie Survival 101: Weapons
- Zombie Survival 101: Weapons Part II
- Zombie Survival 101: Gadgets
- Zombie Survival 101: Misc Items
Good luck friends… and cheers to keeping your brain off the menu!