I always wonder, when standing at the urinal, why my feet are sticking to the floor? Is it a sticky soap cleansing product? Jelly? Semen? Maybe a mixture of all 3, which is not weird in a public inner city restroom near a bus stop.
So I did as most curious, patriotic red blooded Americans would do and tested it. I had an unwilling volunteer provide a sample of stool an semen. I then sprinkled jelly, Crisco and Zest to the concoction. What happened after that I really can’t divulge. No really…I can’t divulge because I don’t remember. I was super coked out. Last thing I remember was holding the gun to the homeless guy’s head and forcing him to poop, eating a PB&J while jerking him off. What the hell was I talking about? Merry Christmas to all vampires.