Okay, so this is more a statement than news…

“Dancing with the Stars” has officially claimed 2 of the top 10 rated shows premiering this Fall season.  So my question is this:  What the hell is wrong with everybody?!?!?!?!  Can you not see how much this show sucks and how it’s stealing the soul right out of you?  STOP WATCHING IT!!!!!!

I guarantee, after a week or so the hypnotic shakes will go away and you’ll realize what was happening.  My money is on an alien race trying to brainwash America… or an ancient race of sea-people trying to turn our brains into mush so they can overtake us with more ease.  However you want to imagine it… just make sure it’s without this show on.  RUN PEOPLE… RUN!!!!!