Ohhhh…. so the title of this article grabbed your attention did it.  Thought as much.

Starting… well, NOW… through October 14th at 1pm EDT you can bid for the chance to have lunch with Ana Beatriz Barros.  And you get to take a friend (for proof).  A couple of catches… #1 she can bring a friend too (I imagine a hairless ape on steroids and a bat).  #2 it has to be in New York and work around her schedule.  #3 You have to go through a background check first (Sorry registered Pervs).  If you’re like the rest of us wholesome American boys who’s always dreamed of lunching with a Victoria Secret Supermodel… then today is your lucky friggin day!!!  Here are the Details:

Description

You and one friend will enjoy lunch with the gorgeous Ana Beatriz Barros and one of her guests in NYC.

Ana Beatriz Barros (born 29 May 1982) is a Brazilian model known for her work with Guess?, Bebe, Victoria’s Secret, Chanel cosmetics, and Jennifer Lopez’s JLo fashion line.

The proceeds for this item benefit World Education

Terms: Lunch for you and a guest plus Ana and one of her guests (4 people total). Lunch must take place in NYC. Must be scheduled for a mutually agreeable day. Winner is subject to a background check. Must be used within one (1) year of auction’s close.

Donated by: Ana Beatriz Barros

As of right now (10/7/10 @ 4:39pm) the minimum next bid is $950.00.  Is that too much?  Well, that depends entirely upon your credit limit and how badly you love you some Ana Beatriz Barros!!!  Ready to plop down that hard-earned cash…. then go HERE

Need a little something more?  It for the children people!!!!!  No?… ok fine, Check it –