I’m SOOOOOOOOO freakin bored at work and my normal websites are all tapped out! or I’m SOOOOOOOO freakin bored at home on my vacation and my normal websites are all tapped out! (see what I did there)
First of all I just want to say that I am right there with you my friend. Not only has everybody we know and love taken this week off and work feels like one of those strange end-of-the-world-zombie movies where we are the last of a small group of survivors…. but all of our favorite websites that feed us the lifeblood of human existence have decided to pump in artificial oxygen and barely keep us alive. I feel like Joe from “Joe vs the Volcano” in the first part of the movie… fluorescent bulbs flickering… bland walls… prison-like atmosphere.
To die: to sleep; No more; and by a sleep to say we end the heart-ache, and the thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to, ’tis a consummation devoutly to be wish’d. To die, to sleep; to sleep: perchance to dream – William Shakespeare, Hamlet
Jeez… only incredible boredom makes me spout Shakespeare!!!! Be knownst good comrades of the Internet… whilst you slumber about in your humble abodes (okay, enough of that) we are diligently searching the net for even the teeniest of mildly interesting stuff to share with you. It is sparse indeed… and we apologize if we toss out something you’ve already seen and forwarded to your entire entourage. If you have an oldie but goodie you haven’t seen in a while… feel free to share with us as well… we’ll give you mad props, and maybe even a thumbs up in the process!
As for all of you who don’t have anything to share… that’s cool too. We don’t judge. You are our friends… our brothers & sisters in arms… our love runs deep and will not be faltered by something as mundane as seemingly nonexistence. We know you’re there (we can see you) even if you pretend you’re not. Ninja on good buddy… we still love you!