I have abnormally small thumbs, can’t find gloves and am unsuccessful at hitchhiking. I’d die for my family or a chance to hump Katy Perry, which ever comes first. Love sweatpants. I stop watching American Idol after they choose the good people. I have never mowed a lawn. I drink. A lot. In the shower. I Miss Spudz Mkenzie.

Hello WGUB, my name is Paystee.