1. Heidi Klum
  2. Leighton Meester
  3. Vada Sultenfuss
  4. David Turner… wait… nevermind, just a dude I almost blew in college.
  5. Whitney Cummings
  6. Sarah Palin
  7. Carrot Top
  8. Take out the Michelle… and Sara Gellar sucks
  9. Stevie Nicks… ok, not hot but c’mon, Stevie?!  What the f*ck was that short for?  Stevearena?