Eggshell: Anyone else see the photos of the naked athletes on ESPN this week? I don’t know if I should be turned on or question my sexual identity? Or question their sexual identities. Some of those chicks had their balls photo shopped out. I’m sure of it..
Paystee: You’re trying to tell me you’ve never splooged on Adam’s apple? Excuse my thumbs….I meant an adam’s apple.
Eggshell: No, sadly I prefer chicks with breasts. And for them to have clits smaller then my penis.