Eggshell: Anyone else see the photos of the naked athletes on ESPN this week?  I don’t know if I should be turned on or question my sexual identity?  Or question their sexual identities.  Some of those chicks had their balls photo shopped out.  I’m sure of it..

Paystee: You’re trying to tell me you’ve never splooged on Adam’s apple?  Excuse my thumbs….I meant an adam’s apple.

Eggshell: No, sadly I prefer chicks with breasts. And for them to have clits smaller then my penis.

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