Is the way you hang your jacket up at night just not manly enough?  Need a little more testosterone in your feng shui?  Then we introduce to you the Knife Coat Hook ($20).  Make your living area look like a ninja assault just took place, and you’ve casually used the remnants as a place to toss your jacket & hat.

Wait!!!  Knives in your wall not quite enough?  Up your game with a little more man-stuff by adding the Knife Fridge Magnet ($10).  Hang those coupons and family pictures with extreme prejudice!!!

**CAUTION** Unless you are dating Sonja or a kick-ass warrior princess this may be a major turn-off.

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