Hey, Justin Bieber…You know how I know you’re gay?

Recent reports are that Justin Bieber is launching his own line of nail polishes.  Seriously dude?  Nail polish.  Let me let you in on a little secret in the pop industry.  Male pop/hip hop stars that are trying to cross brand themselves market a few things.  Clothing, vodka, and cologne.  Not nail polish.  Look, we know that every 16 and younger girl in the world just thinks your dreamy, and true it makes some business sense.  But I don’t care how much money it would bring in.  Any guy that wanted to stay legit wouldn’t come close to that.  What’s next, Justin Bieber bras? 

We can only guess  how the meeting will go the next time you want to collaborate with Usher.  “Yeah man, I’d love to drop a track with you, but nail polish?” 

And what’s with the autobiography?  Dude, your 16.  You know you’re going to have to write another one when your balls drop and you become washed up.  Oh sure there will be the comeback tour and all in 2020, and maybe you can have NKTB open for you.   At some point you’ll join the state fair touring circuit just like the Backstreet Boys. 

Ok.  I think we have that out of our system..Seriously?  Nail polish? Sigh.