… and what would a 3-day weekend be without the joy of late-night drunk texts from every-bodies favorite Crazy Uncle PaysteeWhite!!!
- Few rules I have in life: I never will go to a dentist with no teeth, a barber with no hair or an OBGYN with no vagina. Oh yeah… and I always poop naked.
- I inspired to be a hand model but now just give hand jobs to models.
- Would you rather lick a stripper pole or a hotel comforter? I concur. Both will suffice.
- Would you rather eat out Octomom or Spencer Pratt’s beard?