There may or may not be a rumor around that place with those actors in that state with all the beaches.  It’s a scary rumor… and one that we dare not repeat.  However… without saying what we heard, we can repeat the comment heard after the rumor was uttered:

I just can’t stop thinking about Octomom and Spencer Pratt.  If they ever consummated we would be in deep doo-doo balls.  Their offspring would revolutionize the earth’s consumables starting with oil and energy and bring back the universal media scare of Toyota’s driving themselves.  Then they would fist the economy by purchasing all Starbuck’s stock and selling it to homeless people.  Man…I really hope they don’t have sex.

– PaysteeWhite

Gasp… shock… does that mean Heidi is available?!?!