It’s tonight people!!!! We don’t give a damn who his first guests are (although Seth Rogen is pretty cool), we don’t care about his pasty sidekick (Okay, that’s a lie… we love Andy), all we care about is that the one and only Coco is back on air waving his flaming flip like he just don’t care!!!!!  It’s Conan night people… come on!!!!!  If you haven’t done it yet, call up your cable provider and order you some TBS.  Or I’m sure your buddy has a spot available on his couch for you… on a Monday night… at 11pm.  Yeah, you probably want to just watch at home.  But know that thousands and thousands of loyal fans with a perverted red-head fetish will be tuned in right along with you!!!!

Let’s start a long dramatic clap slowly building speed and dramatic report… clap…………… clap…………. clap……………