Without saying a word to Eggshell this morning… I get:

I don’t have much.   I’m suffering from a two-day hangover, so all I really care about now is playing angry birds and trying to stay awake.  

I then say “Cool, what did you drink?“… his response:

A better question would be what didn’t I drink.   Beer, wine, vodka, tequila, whiskey.   I had an alcohol suicide in my tummy. 

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