“It’s like bay-bay- bay-bay baybaaaay oooohhhh…..sh!t.” 20-year-old Mariah Yeater claims to be carrying the apostle seed of Justin Beiber.  

Allegedly it was after a concert, he kept his shoes on, he was 16 and she was 20.  Can you file for child support if you’re going to jail for statutory rape?  OK Magazine is offering $(insert a number with at least 10 zeros here) for a picture of the sonogram with beautifully landscaped hair.