My new year’s resolution is to make sure you again don’t meet yours.
My new year’s resolution will be to not stop drinking.
My new year’s resolution is to help promote world peace and birthing of puppies.
My new year’s resolution is to strangle more homeless people. And then make out with them.
My new year’s resolution is to make sure I still look better than all my ex-girlfriend’s husbands.
My new year’s resolution is to visit city transit bus stops more often, point and laugh at each occupant.
My new year’s resolution is to provide more blood stained walls in public restrooms.
My new year’s resolution is to not itch…….down there.
My new year’s resolution is to masturbate.
My new year’s resolution is to create a non-profit and become rich.
My new year’s resolution will be to see a shrink about his problems.
My new year’s resolution will to berate those who make theirs a plan to lose weight. REALLY??! You couldn’t have started that whole losing weight thing on Dec 31st huh? By the looks of you this resolution should have begun years before 2012. Good luck fatty.
