It’s early-ish on a Friday night… and I’m already getting awesomesauce pouring out of my phone.  What does that mean exactly?  A very very very good chance I will have oodles of fun texts to share with you on Monday morning.  Here’s is the first… roll back through on Monday to see what else he sends through.

Wish Jobs would have developed a concept to email or fax beer.  He didn’t do shit for me.  Can’t get shit-faced off Angry Birds you f+cking prick.

Thanks for nothin Jobs.