Paystee:  Kraken has a shot left. Dude, I’ve got a really f+ckin awesome problem.

Me: You have a 6lb 9oz Kraken growing in your belly

Paystee: Its gonna be a lil’ soccer player.  Or a rapist.  Or I’m gonna rape it.  I would rape David Beckham.  I wish he was in my stomach.  Kraken!!!