Yesterday I had the distinct pleasure of receiving text after text from the one and only Crazy Uncle PaysteeWhite.  I rolled into the office this morning and thought to myself, “Self, why in the hell am I keeping this to myself???  These need to be shared!!!”  So… share I will.  Over the day today I will give you little nuggets of clever insight, strange observations and… well… PaysteeWhite.  And I’ll give them to you at the same time of the day I received them yesterday… i.e. as the drinks flow.  Here’s the first… Enjoy.

A Visor, Sleeveless Shirt, shorts and Flip Flops.  This guy can’t give a full commitment to ANYTHING.