If you haven’t seen Kate Upton do the Cat Daddy…..YOUTUBE IT NOW.  I SWEAR TO GOD IT IS THE GREATEST VISUAL YOU CAN EVER WITNESS.  EVEN THAN JESUS’ RETURN OR BRAVEHEART FOR THE FIRST TIME.  OH DEAR GOD…..its like I just figured out how to make my boner work.  Screw it… I’ll put it right here for you to save time, cuz that’s just how nice we are.

PS – Yes… you have our permission to take the rest of the day off.