Steve Austin Heads to CMT

WWE Hall of Famer Steve Austin has signed a development deal with CMT, tapping him as host of Redneck Island, which will feature 12 blue-collared contestants out of the South and into a tropical island where they will compete for $100,000.
Yeah….good luck finding 12 of them who aren’t cousins who have had sex.  $100,000 Will get them everything they ever wanted in life: double-double wide, Double Quarter Pounders for months, cousin Donny and aunt Dawn’s bail, coon-dog, tall boy, cig cartons for months, full cammo-gear for entire family, SPAM for months and those tow-hitch testicles.