We know you love us. Even though you don’t always show it, we know you are out there. We know that your heart aches to please us. We feel the same way too. But in case any of you out there are wondering, “What can I get the three coolest guys out there? You know, those guys that make my day spin, my head turn, my gut bust, the tech part of my brain explode with over information!” No need to fret, we’ve put together our want list in case anyone cares. Here you go!


  • 64 GB Apple Ipad
  • $1,000,000 Starbucks Gift card
  • Jillian Michaels (To train my fat ass… Pervs)
  • TheWGUB to crush all other websites in the world
  • World peace (which would be accomplished if TheWGUB was the biggest website in the world)
  • Olivia Wilde
  • 64GB Apple Ipad
  • A diamond suit (Thank you Barney Stinson for the idea)
  • iPhone 4 (wait already got that… Hahahaha, psych)
  • Hi-5 from Conan O’Brien


  • A real life working Tron Light Cycle (I will not budge on this; I don’t want a fake one.)
  • 64GB Apple Ipad (To replace the one that WhiteGlossy just stole from me.)
  • 2011 Chevrolet Camero
  • To be Oprah rich
  • Four Loko brought back in original formula
  • Blackberry Torch (I don’t have a deep seeded love for the IPhone, like some people I know)
  • Carrie Underwood
  • An Oscar Nomination
  • To make a unicorn cry
  • Inception Blu-Ray


  • A Gun and one Bullet
  • Rubber sheets and a pint of mayonnaise
  • A vile of deer blood mixed with Billy Bob Thornton’s and Angelina Jolie’s blood
  • Justin Bieber’s cherry
  • A corn dog maker
  • A bear hug from a bear with a boner. Not an animal like Smokey the Bear…a hairy gay bear.
  • Gift Card to Bed, Bath & Beyond
  • Invitation to a sweet 16 party
  • Bubble Wrap
  • One free punch to the face of Snooki
  • Catheter