A little something to show my appreciation:

My love for the White Glossy Underground Board is like diarrhea….I can’t hold it in.

I’m Devastatin’ Dave Da Turn Table Slave,

Step back honkey b!tches, ya betta behave,

Zap’s the middle name now you caught in a bind….

My pants are leather… and they tight on my behind,

My love for W-G-U-B I can’t hold in,

ZIP ZAP RAP + Underground Glossy two-thousand & ten!!!!!