Sometimes people take the holiday shopping way too serious. And I like to answer obvious questions with inappropriate answers..
Location: Victoria’s Secret…
Store Clerk: ” Sir, can I help you find or pick anything out tonight?”
Me: “No, I think I’ve just about got it covered today…”
Store Clerk: “That is really cute…what you’ve picked out there. Is it for your wife?”
Me: “No, actually it is for my mother. I think she will look really hot in it. What do you think?”
