Sometimes people take the holiday shopping way too serious.   And I like to answer obvious questions with inappropriate answers..

Location:  Victoria’s Secret…

Store Clerk: ” Sir, can I help you find or pick anything out tonight?”

Me:  “No, I think I’ve just about got it covered today…”

Store Clerk: “That is really cute…what you’ve picked out there.  Is it for your wife?”

Me:  “No, actually it is for my mother.  I think she will look really hot in it.  What do you think?”