Yeah, you read that right.

From J&D’s, the online store that claims everything should taste like bacon, gives you Baconlube($11.99). The “personal” lubricant that, well tastes like bacon.

There are so many jokes that can come from this.  Do I think that someone is going to lube up and use this?  God, I hope not.  But we all know that when it comes to sex, people can get as freaky as they want to be.  So if introducing smoked meats into the bedroom gets you over the edge, this might be a nice way to go. At the most, it makes for one hell of a gag gift and one huge laugh.  And we are always about that.

Of course we went around the table and here are some of the more memorable responses.

  • Anything that covers up the smell of vagina.
  • I am kind of turned on by pretending I banged an IHOP cook.
  • Is this considered un-Kosher?
  • For people who believe Deliverance was a porno.
  • Porking pork style with pork swords
  • Make her squeal
  • I wonder if you are going at it really hard if it smells like burnt bacon?
  • Don’t get me wrong, I like having my pole smoked, but I don’t want it to smell like smoked bacon.

You’ve always been a lover of bacon. Well, now you can be a bacon lover with baconlube, the world’s first bacon-flavored massage oil and personal lubricant. No more horrifying bedroom experiments with bacon grease or 3rd degree skillet massage burns.
FACT – People are passionate about bacon.  According to a recent survey of Canadians by Maple Leaf Foods, Canada’s market leader in the bacon category, when asked to choose between bacon and sex, more than four in 10 (43%) chose bacon.  Thanks to baconlube, Canadians will never have to choose between two of life’s greatest pleasures again.  So you’re welcome Canada, you’re welcome – we’ve got your back.
J&Ds baconlube is water-based, proudly Made in America and is the gold standard of meat flavored massage oils.  We only made a very small quantity of this pork flavored nectar and it’s available while supplies last.
What started as an April Fool’s joke is now a REAL product thanks to the thousands of people who emailed, harassed and sent us highly explicit explanations of what they would do with this (thanks for that).
 Just Keep It Sizzlin’ with baconlube. They’ll be bacon for more.