Do you love to get down and dirty without getting all down and dirty?  Spend a lot of time dancing the horizontal mambo, but the idea of a sweaty mess kinda gross you out?  Well… as always, your amigos at the WGUB are here to help (especially if it has anything to do with you gettin your freak on!!!  cough** pics welcome ** cough).

Introducing Sheex ($200-ish), a cool new idea to keep your groove groovin for a long time.  Touted as the “worlds first performance sheets” these badass bed-covers take all of that crazy technology built into hi-performance clothing, shoes, etc and puts them into a place where the real action goes down… the bedroom.  Here are the details as described by the makers themselves:

SHEEX are the world’s first performance bed sheets, crafted from the finest in pro-quality athletic fabrics for unrivaled comfort and a superior fit. Designed by athletes to offer the optimum environment for better sleep.

With exclusive SLEEP•FIT Technology:
• Breathable fabric for ventilation and temperature control
• Quick-dry engineering provides comfort by wicking moisture away from your skin
• Luxuriously soft and sumptuous for comfort
• Flexible microfibers offer 4-way stretch for unrestricted movement
• Advanced fade, wrinkle and shrink resistance
• Vertical flat-lock seams for contoured fit
• Ultra-strong elastic keeps fitted sheet in place on all mattress types

Product Details:
• Set includes fitted sheet, flat sheet and two King pillowcases
• Fits pillowtop and extra-deep mattresses
• Fabric content: 82% Microfiber Polyester, 18% Lycra® Spandex
• Made in U.S.A. of imported materials
• Patent Pending

All I can say is it’s about damn time people!!!  While you’re in-the-moment nobody gives a rats ass what’s going down (pun intended)… but after the endorphins have simmered down and the adrenaline quits pumping, you’re left with a bit of a messy situation.
This just may be the answer to our much-needed problem!  But hey… maybe your just some fatty who tends to pass buckets of sweat in your sleepy time… or possibly you suffer from constant night terrors and wake up in a horrible sweat all the time… these guys are great for you too.
In our opinion… worth a shot however you look at it.  Comfort is king, especially when it comes to us getting a solid night of sleep.  Now I’m going to find out who this hot body belongs to!!!  Peace!