Maybe you’ve heard of this children’s book and the various versions of the narrated vest one sweeping  YouTube.  However, we feel the best one is of course done by Samuel L. Jackson.   It’s nice, and very Pulp Fiction.  Either way, those of us with kids probably have thought these words on a least one occasion right?

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