In case you haven’t heard yet (if not… where the f-ck have you been for the past few days?) Shia LaBeouf told a reporter for Details Magazine  that he hooked up with Megan “holyshitshe’shot” Fox:

LaBeouf nods affirmatively. “Look, you’re on the set for six months, with someone who’s rooting to be attracted to you, and you’re rooting to be attracted to them,” he explains. “I never understood the separation of work and life in that situation. But the time I spent with Megan was our own thing, and I think you can see the chemistry onscreen.” Read More

This, of course, spurned a hail-storm of “Fuck Yeahs” from little greasy ex-nerds all over the world.  There is hope for you yet!

For us, the topic come up during one of our near-death binge drinking sessions important brainstorming meetings.  Trying to put Megan Fox into words is difficult indeed.  She’s the hottest girl from the trashiest school you know.  The super-hot head cheerleader from skanks high USA.  The kind of girl you would last about .35 seconds with in bed… and very likely get punched in the face for it.  she has all of the Angelina Jolie trashy-side, without the sensual sophistication AJ brings to the table.  We love her… but are also kinda scared of her too.

During our roundtable a few things were said about our lovely lady Fox… here is the unfiltered highlights:

  • She seems pretty skanky… being with her must be like tossing a hot-dog down a hallway.
  • Sly as a hot @$$ muthaphuckin Fox…..she got Lebeauf’ed.
  • Fox gang raped by Transformers.  What’s that?  Oh our bad….. just by Shia?
  • David Silver is pissed.
  • I can’t believe she chose the nerd from Even Stevens over Tyrese.
  • So all I have to do is grow my unibrow out to bang Megan Fox?!?!

David Silver… Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!

Good read over a Details… def check it out HERE