Spike your coffee (The perfect “spiked coffee” recipe below)… blast the Music… and punch that jackass Carl in the face!!!  It’s a 3-Day weekend… nobody will remember what you did by the time next Tuesday rolls around.  We promise!

Recipe:  Pour vodka.  Add coffee to taste (my preferred “add” to the left).  Let simmer for 5-6 seconds.  Pound that sunnofabitch like it’s the last drop of booze on earth.  Repeat.